On a diet of coal, urine and wife jokes, Chinese brothers claw their way free
Hey, that was the pitch for my sitcom!
A sample:
Brother #1 (eating coal): You know, my wife is physically unattractive and she refuses to perform sexual intercourse with me.
Brother #2 (drinking piss): My wife, too, is physically unattractive and refuses to perform sexual intercourse! Furthermore, she has no aptitude for cooking.
Brother #1 (eating coal and drinking piss): My feelings about my automobile are far more positive than those I have for my wife.
Brother #2 (drinking piss and eating coal): It is regrettable that automobiles cannot cook!
Brother #1: Ha ha!
Brother #2: Ha ha!
Brother #1: Ha ha!
Brother #2: Ha ha!
Audience: Ha ha!
Brother #1: Keep digging.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
A very subtle and funny writer - one I've become obsessed with over the past year - in a decidedly Muriel Spark mood. Imagine The Pr...
No comments:
Post a Comment