Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Send in the clowns

Is it a full moon? I go months without a comment on this dumb site, and then all of a sudden I've got me a troll.

They're sort of fun to kick in the belly, but I feel a little guilty about picking on the poor thing.

ADDED: Just so's we're clear - trolls are not people wishing to tear a stripe off me or make fun of dumb things I say - those people are welcome; the more clever the putdown, the better - rather they are sad, obsessive idiots who can't understand jokes, but know jokes are being made, and so respond with the verbal equivalent of a wet fart and a pirouette that ends with them tripping over a chair. And since they are trolls, they will always pick themselves up from the floor, pull the sodden underwear from the cracks of their asses, and say, "Had enough, sir?"

(If you be really, really quiet, you might even spot one in the comment thread to this post. Shhhhh...)


Anonymous said...

Great Post! Keep up the amazing writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nathan said...

Sigh. Trolls is stupid.

Anonymous said...

Trolls are stupid, genius.

Anonymous said...

The use of labelling is the last resort of an inferior mind.

P.S: Brevity is the soul of wit, Mr. Witless.

Elsewhere said...

Mark Steyn, is that you?

Anonymous said...

I see you blocked my comments. Good way to stop debate. If you don't like what you hear, just turn it off.

Stay Classy

About Dan said...

Let this be a lesson to you, to never have your site promoted on Torontoist.

But congratulations on your amusing troll. Today you are a man.